False Facts of Me

googlebus:

follow for more pictures of my small dick

(via borinq)

Wassuppppp

Heyyyyyy tumblr. How’ve you been?

(Source: spongebob-daily, via apes-meow-riot)

docot:

IVE BEEN LAUGHIGN AT THSI GIF FOR 6458 HOURS

(via apes-meow-riot)

(Source: noreasters, via tigerlilyofthevalley-deactivate)

laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict

(Source: meme-meme)

Me on the first day of school: this year is going to be different! I'm going to get good grades, make a lot of friends, eat healthy and be nice to everyone!

Second day of school: I fucking hate all of you I'm going to bed

preciselymorgan:

I want a guy who I can tell anything too, someone who will always be there for me.

(Source: blackandwhitefeeling, via little-li0n-heart)

Words will not describe.

Ask me anything

My blog All of Tumblr

Follow on Tumblr

Following

/*** CSS RESET ***/ /* v1.0 | 20080212 */ html, body, div, span, applet, object, iframe, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, p, blockquote, pre, a, abbr, acronym, address, big, cite, code, del, dfn, em, font, img, ins, kbd, q, s, samp, small, strike, strong, sub, sup, tt, var, b, u, i, center, dl, dt, dd, ol, ul, li, fieldset, form, label, legend, table, caption, tbody, tfoot, thead, tr, th, td { margin: 0; padding: 0; border: 0; outline: 0; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background: transparent; padding-bottom: 0px; width: 1010px; border: 3px solid #e1dbdb; } h2.search { font-size: 40px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; } span.nosearchresults { font-family: 'Reenie Beanie', arial, serif; font-size: 130px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; } .sidebar { float: left; width: 200px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/QENlcmmke/sidebarsideline.jpg') 100% 20% no-repeat; height: 800px padding: 20px; padding-top: 0px; font-size: 13px; } .sidebar a { color: #4d4b4b; } .sidebar a:hover { color: #4d4b4b; } .content { font-style: normal; float: left; width: 700px; padding: 10px; margin-top: 25px; background: #fff; } .content p { font-family: 'OFL Sorts Mill Goudy TT', georgia, arial, serif; font-size: 13px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-transform: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.4em; } .sidebar .title { font-size: 25px; color: #757575; margin: 0px 0px 20px 0px; } .sidebar .title a { text-decoration: none; color: #757575; } .sidebar .portrait { margin-left: 30px; height: 130px; width: 128px; display: block; background: url('http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_bfb82e75f6b3_96.png') 45% 38% no-repeat; } .sidebar hr { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/7rulcmmll/sidebarlinebreak.jpg') 40% 50% no-repeat; display: block; height: 30px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; border: none; } .sidebar p { font-size: 12px; color: #2f2f2f; } .sidebar a.portraitlink { display: block; width: 128px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/1Zhlcmmmf/portrait.png') 0px 0px no-repeat; height: 155px; } .sidebar ul.pages { font-size: 15px; list-style-type: none; margin-left: 20px; padding: 0px; } .sidebar ul.pages li { list-style-type: none; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/MiQlcmmmz/buttons.png') 0% 0% no-repeat; height: 50px; width: 200px; } .sidebar ul.pages li:hover { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/MiQlcmmmz/buttons.png') 0% 100% no-repeat; } .sidebar ul.pages li a { text-decoration: none; color: #2f2f2f; width: 100px; display: block; padding: 18px 10px 15px 20px; } .sidebar ul.sublinks { color: #2f2f2f; margin-left: 20px; } .sidebar ul.sublinks li a { color: #737070; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; } .sidebar ul.sublinks li a:hover { color: #333; } .sidebar ul.sublinks li.archive { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/xCTlcmmnm/archive.jpg') 0% 20% no-repeat; padding: 10px 0px 10px 35px; } .sidebar ul.sublinks li.subscribe { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/Fyylcmmo1/rss.jpg') 0% 20% no-repeat; padding: 10px 0px 10px 35px; } form.searchbar { margin: 10px 0px 0px 10px; display: block; width: 200px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/zDxlcmmop/search.jpg') -10% 10% no-repeat; } form.searchbar input { background: none; height: 19px; width: 89px; margin: 11px 0px 0 7px; border: none; padding-left: 5px; } form.searchbar input.submit { font-size: 1px; border: none; width: 30px; height: 30px; display: inline block; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; cursor: pointer; } .post { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/IHIlctphj/boxxxl.jpg') bottom; width: 623px; padding: 14px 47px 49px 33px; margin-top: -2px; margin-bottom: 0px; } p { margin-top: 5px; } p a { color: #4d4b4b; } p a:hover { color: #222; } .post h2 { font-size: 30px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; } .toppoststyle { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/EyNlcmmpl/boxtop.png') bottom no-repeat; height: 8px; } .postcontainer { padding-left: 57px; width: 695px; } .textpost { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/deFlcmmq5/text.jpg') -12px 10px no-repeat; } .photopost { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/3Jnlcmmqh/photo.jpg') -9px 10px no-repeat; } .chatpost { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/eLTlcmmqs/chat.jpg') -4px 10px no-repeat; } .linkpost { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/UFJlcmmr4/link.jpg') -9px 10px no-repeat; } .quotepost { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/IQHlcmmrd/quote.jpg') -9px 10px no-repeat; } .videopost { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/VBTlcmmrr/video.jpg') -9px 10px no-repeat; } .musicpost { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/Zlylcmms8/music.jpg') -9px 10px no-repeat; } .questionpost { background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/aeOlcmmsh/question.jpg') -9px 10px no-repeat; } /** Text Post **/ .textpost ul { list-style: none; margin: 1em 0 1em 15px; padding: 0; } .textpost ul li { line-height: 1.3em; margin-top: 5px; padding: 0 0 0 20px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/6xZlcmmsu/bullet.png') no-repeat 0 2px; font-size: 13px; } /** Photo Post **/ .photopost img { text-align: center; border: 2px solid #ddd; padding: 5px; margin-left: 55px; margin-bottom: 10px; } .photopost img a{ text-decoration:none; border:none; } .photopost .photocaption { color: #777; } /** Video Post **/ .videopost object, .videopost iframe { text-align: center; padding: 5px; margin-left: 55px; margin-bottom: 10px; border: 2px solid #ddd; padding: 5px; } .videopost .description { color: #8c8686; margin-top: 20px; margin-left: 20px; } /** chat Post **/ .chatpost ul.chat { list-style-type: none; background: none; } .chatpost ul.chat li.even { padding: 10px 0px 10px 30px; margin: 10px 0px; color: #8c8686; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/O8ylcmmt9/chatface.jpg') no-repeat 0 0px; } .chatpost ul.chat li span.name { font-weight: bold; } /** Link Post **/ .linkpost h2.link a { font-size: 25px; text-decoration: none; padding-left: 10px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/4tQlcmmtn/bigunderline.png') no-repeat 0px 24px; } .linkpost .description { color: #8c8686; margin-top: 20px; margin-left: 20px; } /** Quote Post **/ .quotepost .quote { font-size: 24px; } .quotepost .description { color: #8c8686; margin-top: 20px; margin-left: 20px; } /** Music Post **/ .musicpost p.description { color: #8c8686; margin-top: 20px; margin-left: 20px; } /** question Post **/ .questionpost p.question { font-weight: bold; font-size: 18px; } .questionpost .answer { font-size: 18px; color: #666; margin-top: 20px; margin-left: 0px; } .answer img { border: 1px solid #999; padding: 1px; float: left; margin-right: 10px; } .questionpost .asker { font-size: 14px; color: #aaa; } .date { font-family: 'Reenie Beanie', arial, serif; font-size: 40px; color: #4D4B4B; padding: 2px 0px 2px 61px; height: 28px; margin: 0px 20px 25px -1px; } /** Post Extras and Notes **/ .postextras { font-size: 12px; margin-top: -27px; padding-bottom: 40px; margin-left: 70px; } .postextras ul.postextraslist { opacity: .6; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline; } .postextras ul.postextraslist li { float: left; background: none; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; margin-right: 10px; } .postextras ul.postextraslist li a { text-decoration: none; color: #737070; } .postextras ul.postextraslist li a:hover { color: #222; } .postextras ul.postextraslist li.notes { padding: 10px 0px 10px 30px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/AuXlcmmuh/paperclip.jpg') no-repeat 0 -3px; } .postextras ul.postextraslist li.tags { padding: 10px 0px 10px 20px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/pJ7lcmmuq/tag.jpg') no-repeat -5px -3px; } .postextras ul.postextraslist li.twitter { padding: 10px 0px 10px 38px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/m33lcmmv1/twitter.jpg') no-repeat -5% 25%; } .postextras ul.postextraslist li.facebook { padding: 10px 0px 2px 22px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/BPYlcmmvf/facebook.jpg') no-repeat -5% 16%; } li.facebook iframe { margin-top: -5px; } li.facebook iframe span.liketext { font-size: 12px !important; font-family: 'OFL Sorts Mill Goudy TT', arial, serif !important; } .postextras ul.postextraslist li.tags a { margin-left: 5px; } .post a { color: #4d4b4b; } .post a:hover { color: #222; } .nextback { clear: both; margin-left: 500px; } a.next { float: left; display: block; height: 80px; width: 77px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/d6vlcmmw2/next.png') no-repeat; margin-left: 80px; } a.back { float: left; display: block; height: 80px; width: 77px; background: url('http://static.tumblr.com/yesdllz/tgUlcmmwd/back.png') no-repeat; } .footer { padding: 0px; margin-top: -20px; } .clearme { clear: both; } #disqus_thread { font-family: "Georgia", serif; margin-top: 0px; width: 640px; padding-left: 0px; } #disqus-content, #disqus-content p { font-family: "Georgia", serif; } #disqus_thread a { color: #4d4b4b; } #disqus_thread a:hover { color: #222; } ol.notes a { color: #4d4b4b; } ol.notes a:hover { color: #222; }